Weekly Fanwork Recs #30

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Trying to get back into the rhythm!

Bad Blood (Never Ever) [vid] by fiercynn and scribe . Multifandom, Rated T, Chose Not To Warn, ~4 min.
A vid I of course found after I posted the other recs. This one is about doomed couples and let me tell you, I was laughing when during first "You go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me" chorus it was just therapy scenes from Hannibal NBC. Anyway, great fun.

[Podfic] Envelopes: An Explicit Meta written by tinsnip , read be stifledlaughter . No Fandom, Rated E, No Warnings Apply, ~3 min.
Originally the answer to a tumblr ask, this work demonstrates the difference between M and E Rating. Honestly, reading sexually charged envelope licking without laughing is hard, so enjoy this.

Star Wars:

And Beside The Salty Water, I Could Hold You Close by Redminibike1 . SW The Clone Wars, Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Rated T, Chose Not To Warn, Major Character Death, ~4.5k.
Obi-Wan has had to kill Cody and talks to a Krayt Dragon in the aftermath. Given the opportunity to time travel, he can't change fated events, but takes the chance to say something he didn't.

[Podfic] Etiquette Lessons (Type A, Type B) written by ghostwriterofthemachine , read by godoflaundrybaskets . SW The Clone Wars, Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Rex & Anakin Skywalker, Rated T, No Warnings Apply, ~25 min.
I recced the text version before, but of course GoLB podfic is equally great. It's an exercise of compare and contrast between Obi-Wan and Anakin as they ready their Clones for a formal gala. Two sets of very different advice on how to survive the evening and a glimpse into their characters.

Take You Apart on My Tongue by EwanMcGregorIsMyHomeboy12 . SW The Clone Wars, Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi, Rated E, No Warnings Apply, ~2k.
Cody eating Obi-Wan's ass, because that's what they deserve, honestly.

[podfic] reliable sources written by nsmorig, read by implication_realization. SW The Clone Wars, Cody/Mace Windu, Rated G, No Warnings Apply, ~30 min.
AU in which both Cody and Mace edit the equivalent of Wikipedia in their free time - because of course that's what the nerds do for fun. They start talking and plan to meet up for research. Fluff and nerding out together, it's very cute.

the endless, suspended by nsmorig. SW The Clone Wars, Plo Koon/Wolffe, Rated E, No Warnings Apply, ~9k.
Post-war, Plo Koon and Wolffe share a bed as they wait to get picked up. And then there is UST resolved and feelings expressed.

(Both of these are part of a series wiki-verse, of which the main story is only a WIP right now, but. It has one of the funniest warnings I ever saw: warning! this fic contains the romanticisation of activities like wikipedia editing, birdwatching, amateur theatre and the wearing of cargo trousers. do not try this at home. these activities are not romantic and are being presented as such for fiction purposes. this is science fiction.)

The Monster in the Mist by SilverDaye . SW, Luke Skywalker & Darth Vader, Rated T, Chose Not To Warn, ~10.5k.
As a child of the Force, Anakin is an eldritch abomination. He begins to haunt Luke's dreams. I am weak for cosmic horror and this is a great take on it. The fic focuses a lot on Luke and his horror of being haunted.

entity known as by loosingletters . SW Prequels, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Rated G, No Warnings Apply, ~1.5k.
Magnus Archives Fusion: Shmi's Statement about conception of her son. Anakin was a Research Assistant that went missing and Obi-Wan is the Archivist. I would love to read more of this, the canon crosses over nicely and the tragedy potential is juicy.

Luke Skywalker. 19. Full human. by samvelg . SW, Luke Skywalker & Han Solo, Rated T, No Warnings Apply, ~5.5k.
The Skywalkers are not quite right in a horror way, but are nice people and chose to embrace their human side. Han is the one slowly uncovering this from the outside and is a good friend.

wonderterror by peradi . SW, Leia Organa/Han Solo, Luke Skywalker/Han Solo, Not Rated, Chose Not To Warn, ~6.5k.
More of the Force as a Cosmic Horror and its children. This narrative focuses on body horror and wonderterror, best for your monster needs. Han is their friend, but in over his head.

to have and to hold series by treescape . SW Prequels, Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker, Rated E, No Warnings Apply, ~9.5k.
For the protection of Luke and Leia, Obi-Wan submits to Anakin on Mustafar. He does his best to keep Vader's possessive attention on himself, but enjoys this more than he ought to. Which means of course, guilt and angst to enjoy as a reader.

Mandalorian:

Flyboy by Gluten_Full. Mandalorian, Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker, Rated E, No Warnings Apply, ~5k.
In his youth, Din had a crush on the pilot in the Rebel recruitment posters. That model turns out to be the new Jedi teacher of his son, of course.

A Welcome Surprise by fifteenminutesoffame. Mandalorian, Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker, Rated M, No Warnings Apply, ~8k.
Din decides to take off his helmet in front of Luke, after a lot of deliberation. Luke thinks he does it on accident and panics. Luke is adorable in this and it ends with Din's first oral. <3

the enormity of my desire disgusts me by HiddenEye. Mandalorian, Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker, Rated E, Chose Not To Warn, ~11.5k.
Luke gets called in to heal Din after he got drugged with sex pollen. Normal healing does not happen, naturally. And then there is some miscommunication over the supposed "sex pollen", which it isn't per se.

Professor Bug by spqr. Mandalorian, Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker, Rated M, No Warnings Apply ~7k.
Modern AU but the whole thing is inspired. Din teaches religious studies with a focus on cults, fellow microbiology professor Luke is a survivor of an infamous cult. Only his former cult wasn't technically wrong. The fic itself is very sweet but A+ setting choices.

you're going to have to relocate the covert by aiden_ng. Mandalorian, Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker, Rated T, No Warnings Apply, ~7k.
Found family as Din makes his own clan and grapples with his identity


Transformers:

Whatever You Want by navigatorsghost . G1, Galvatron/Rodimus, Rated T, No Warnings Apply, ~4.5k.
A stressed Rodimus getting support from his lover and nemesis through cuddling. Hurt/Comfort food for the soul, truly! :)

[Podfic] To Press My Lips to What I Love written by auri_mynonys, read by Gilraina. TFP, MegOP, Rated M, No Warnings, ~30 min.
Gilraina reads this very carefully and wonderfully, as usual. The fic is pretty perfect for podficcing: Optimus reads some Jane Eyre to an indulging Megatron and then there is really married sex. The romance is of the charts. I don't think it gets fluffier.

[Podfic] Project Bang written by astolat, read by Gilraina. G1, MegOP, Rated E, Chose Not To Warn, ~35 min.
A perfect marriage of Crack, pwp and Magical Healing Cock. They are a throuple, I guess. In short: Cybertronians start installing spikes and valves just for fun and it turns out the cure for depression is a deep dicking. Suddenly, the war grinds to a halt.