Weekly Fanwork Recs #13

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Back on track this week. I will try to keep it short because we have SNOW here and I want to go out for a walk!

A Familiar Flame by perictione. G1, MegOP, Rated E, No Warnings Apply, ~11k.
I don’t know if I recced this before but since I reread it, it is going on here. In general, I recommend all of perictione’s fic. In this, Megatron and Optimus get sex pollened on accident, leading to them having to quarantine in one room. There is only one bed. They have been pining. There are Aeneid references and finally porn. If any of that didn’t get you to run towards this fic, I can’t help it.

Crime Pays, Coffee Doesn’t by passeridae. Overwatch, Reaper76, Rated E, No Warnings Apply, ~7k.
Another author whose whole fanfic catalogue I would recommend! Built on the trope of account who craves coffee accidentally becomes the only patron of a coffeeshop that is a front for the mob, this fic is just hilarious. The back of the house is running an underground clinic featuring Mei, Moira, Lucio and Baptiste. What a synergy team. Jack fails to make both coffee or cook. An assassin crashing their date turns out to be an ex! There are accounting puns and an AITA post! And you get amazing porn! Really, run don’t walk to read this.

Decree Nisi by shinyopals. TMA, Elias/Peter, Martin/Jon, Rated T, No Warnings Apply, ~4.5k.
Shinyopals’ is at it again. This week’s wondeful farce (and I am using this in the most technical of ways!) is a fic from the pov of a judge who has to deal with the Bouchard-Lukas divorce. Again. While they are using the proceedings to flirt. And then they drag in Martin & Jon as witnesses. It’s extremely good and you can also have Alasdair Stuart, aka Peter Lukas’ VA, read it to you in a link on the top.

Gunpoint by Morri_gan. MTMTE, Drift & Ratchet, Rated M, Graphic Depictions of Violence, ~2.5k.
A whump fic that just tickles my belly. Ratchet is kidnapped and Drift carves his way through a lot of people to keep him safe, while angsting ofver the reaction of his crewmates to said violence.